Wednesday, October 26, 2005

It was a graveyard smash!

Since it is, afterall, almost Halloween, I thought that i would post some humor on here, to take off from my 'normal' venting state of being.

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
-Ghoul-aid!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
-Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What's a monster's favorite bean?
-A human bean
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
-A sand-witch
What does a ghost go on Saturday night?
-Anywhere where he can boo-gie
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
-Ghoul
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
-he didn't have a haunting license
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
-he had no body to dance with
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
-At the casketeria
Where did the goblin throw the football?
-Over the ghoul line
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
-Because he is always a goblin
Where do most goblins live?
-In North and South Scarolina
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
-A toasty ghosty
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
-Whipped scream
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
-Bone-bones in a heart shaped box
What is a vampires favorite holiday?
-Fangsgiving

there ya go kids. Paco, I hope this gives you entertainment in your class, actually I hope you bust a gut and everyone turns to look at you. Just turn up your collar on that $250 jacket, and remember, you are cool because you're wearing chacos, carharts, a mountain hardwear jacket, and a columbia beanie. . .and they're not.

*grins* this is what living like this does

1 comment:

  1. it almost saddens me that you can name exactly what i am wearing just because They are my awesomely cool items of clothing that can always be worn withuot discrimination. and besides, my collar is always flipped up. otherwise the jacket would look like any other jacket.

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